I dont look as cute drooling on myself.

Basically, Im obsessed with my dog, Emma. Maybe no ones noticed.

She also goes by "shemmie, sham, shemmie-sham and shem buck tu, and pork chop. Maybe this isnt healthy. But gosh shes so cute! All summer, shes really been the only thing Ive been able to photograph. I like the pictures because she looks so happy. It makes me happy.

Tomarrow, Ill be on my way home.

Harry potter! these ads are getting me all excited.

kreacher! hrm.....

TAPS did nothing for me last night. darn. Didnt even bother watching Destination Truth. He never finds anything. He always works in the dark. How are you gonna see big foot in the dark, and in south america? Everyone knows all you need is to drive to Ashe...he lives there, *giggles* and he has shiny hair *snigger*

Cake!

yesterday I had a birthday. That means I got cake. It was delicious. *sigh* cake.

still sitting in the fridge, waiting for me.....ahhh more cake later.

TJ was super good to me all weekend and yesterday. Its really a test of how good a guy treats you on your birthday. I like TJ, hes too good to me sometimes, I think.

I love cake.

Harry Potter!

charms club

I accused shmee of being a naughty unblogger. I am unashamed shmee. but, I gotta give it to her: at least she does blog consistently. Lily does too. Yay for my girls!

harry potter!

ghost hunters: sweet!
love me some tango. cant say why

criss angels trick: unconvincing, but he did it with style. still cant figure out his levitating. does anyone have a clue how he did it? its his best, I think.

harry potter! yay!

I saw a new commercial the other day with new scenes of snape getting inspected. Tehe! cant wait. So excited. july 11th, kids. thats 20 days away, and counting. still a ways off, so people who are reading mine, shmees, and lily's blogs still have to endure the repetitive:

harry potter yay!

sorry, broo haha!

after the movie comes out, theres also a book to look forward to ten days later. Sweet!

got a party coming up to look forward to before then. I cant wait for that. Lily throws a mean summer bash. We get wild.

not that wild, shmee. your coming. thats a threat. I know where you sleep.

I found some Orlando to end all orlandos. Newman's own. find it at McDonalds, or the grocery store. it is sweet, tangy and spicy. just like the other orlando. ahh.......orlando.


oh, what?


yay, harry potter!

if i was a student at hogwarts, i would be a member of charms club. most definately.

like cheese through the hourglass...

I poked. I proded. I dug. I disinfected. I poked some more. Only to discover that the lead *cough* or graphite, whatever.....has become one with my finger.

My finger, and the once chunk of lead-graphite stuff is one in the same. I poked the lead. it hurt. I attempted to pull it out. Alas, my finger stung as if I were pulling out finger meat. if that makes sense. Aye, I will continue to try.

The lead is exposed to the open air. it was right there! but it hurts.

whatever.....

someone informed me that if i would just dig in and get it with one huge cut it would all be over. But, I decided to try a little bit at a time. They offered to do it for me. I declined with a heck no!

Have yall seen saw? That will not be me, except with a finger. and only a tiny portion of one. Ive not been kidnapped and my life and the life of my family doesnt depend on it.....I also did not star in the princess bride. *sigh*

*giggles* I like cary elwes.

oh, guess what?

Harry potter! yay!

Well, I havent decided to give up, but there is nothing wrong with my finger being a conversation piece. Im not ashamed.

....and these are the phalanges of our lives

Ive been trying to pull out the lead thats been lodged in my finger for years. before recently, I didnt care either way, because I never saw it, it was at a weird angle on the side, and it didnt bother me.

It came into being when my cousin accidently jammed his mechanical pencil into my finger. (I say accidently because I would never accuse him of anything without evidentiary support of him having a reason to want to stab me. Now, of course, he probably would stab me. If the incident had occured a year later, then I would have said he did it on purpose.) He was the clumsy sort. It didnt really hurt, and he felt bad about it.

Years later, its still there. A conversation piece, some would say. Many say its probably not healthy to have a chunk of lead in ones finger. But, mechanical pencils really dont use lead anymore, they use less harmful graphite, or something.

Anywho, I decided to take action, with the help of peer pressure. Seemed easy enough.

So Im a lil less tolerant of the pain that follows a sharp object widling away on my finger. er, I couldnt get to the lead. It hurt, guys. But I havent given up. Just gotta plan ahead a numb the finger in ice water to continue...

So, I guess my phalange drama will continue later this afternoon. But thats really all thats going on this afternoon. sad, I know.

rehab

yes. Im addicted to cheese. is it wrong to want cheese in my dinner somewhere? hrmmm?

if dinner doesnt have cheese, I feel empty inside.

I miss shwilkes bk. there, they understand what youre saying in the drive through. double doesnt sound like triple, not even up here, in a pretend yankee place. they just arent similar words.

I heard a mouse in the vent. it squeeked. what else squeeks in small crevices?

Harry potter, yay!

Coming home the 29. 11 more days. Im counting down.

had a revelation last night, but then fell asleep. Cant remember what it was.

lunch is needed, right now.

birthday cake flavored ice cream!

So, this summer is probably my last summer of freedom. Freedom to be a bum. Yes, I should be working, or doing something worth-while for my community, or improving myself, but no. Im sleeping instead. A lot.

Im in virgina, near the beach. Havent actually been to the beach while up here. The high-light so far would prally be coldstone creamery. errr......it was life changing. Birthday cake remix. *sigh*

Wouldnt say Im having a super dandy time, but there are perks. Like coldstone creamery. Seeing TJ everyday is fun too, not talking dirty-ish. The whole talking to him everyday at lunch thing got er.....whats the word.......redundant. or something. It seems pushed on the weekends when I knew he was leaving the next day. Does that make sense?

Well, knowing that he wont be leaving tomarrow lets us be more light-hearted and carefree (still undirty, thank you) like we used to be when we lived in the same area code. Almost feels like we are completely different people when we are apart. So weird and hard to explain.

Whatever. Coming home near the end of the month. Got some harry potter to take care of. Yay! Harry Potter.

I miss lily and shmee. Now that I dont see them everyday, Im having withdrawls. Miss everyone, really. Mourning already the passing of our happy graphic design classes life. Cause next semester: boring "required" classes.....bleck.

Gots to get a class changed before next semester starts. keep forgetting.

Im gonna stop because this blog seems exceeding long.

101 spotty blogs....

get it, instead of spotty dogs.....snigger....stop your eye rolling! Im trying here!

101 is almost as awesome as 100.

Todays blog is about Criss Angel, my new favorite guy. He's an illusionist. *sigh* His stunts or acts are spectacular. I dont really believe hes doing any of that stuff, such as levetating, getting buried alive, or reading peoples minds. But, he does the tricks so well! Hes exciting. Hes really good at what he does. He could make me float off the street of las vegas if he wants, any ol day.

Another thing, Ghost hunters! yay! I like the way they try super hard to debunk the ghosties. They went to ireland, was it? An old castle ruins....awesome place. I wanna visit.

Speaking of ireland, they blame mischeif on fairies. I think I will too. Oh gee, I ran out of gas. If only I hadnt flipped off that fairy tree.

My favorite show, gilmore girls, (who does this surprise?) is in reruns everyday, twice a day. Todays 11 o clock episode was great. I want to watch at five, but that would ruin tommarrow, since they play the 5 at 11 the next day.

my other favorite show, that 70's show, is in reruns about 15 times a day on various channels. I cant watch anymore I know every episode by heart.
There is only one other show I can say that about: Andy Griffith. please, dont ask why.

100!

Yowch! look out! This heres my hunderth blog. Just felt like talkin country.

Harry Potter

Chipotle ranch withdrawls

still aint got no socks on. dont worry, I am wearing pants.

got some dishes to scrub, laundry to warsh, and a shower to take and blogging instead.

cant find "you dont have to call me darlin" to put on my myspace profile. erm, if you didnt know, that is the best country song ever written, closely before "broken heartsville" by joe nichols. Followed by "something like that" by Tim McGraw.

This has been country music in review. Maybe tomarrow, Ill be over country stuff. and then, Ill learn how to spell tommarrow? or tomarrow? to lazy to find out right now.

Trashy prevails!

oh hi! Happy June, officially. I love June. Yay June! Couldnt be happier about a new month begining than I am when June starts. Have no idea why.

Got some lovely news: they are making a Harry Potter theme park in Florida. Sweet! So exciting. They could do a lot with the whole magic theme. I think its gonna open in 2009. Yay!

Its officially been a week since Ive worn socks, and there are no plans to put any on. Trashiness prevails! I may be trashy until september.

yo, ho!

After I returned from the beach, I basically scoffed at everyone for not blogging. Now, however, I see how easily done it is. But hey, nothing has happened. Its summer, after all.

But, heres a brief summery of whats went down:

Went to see poc3 it were the best one yet, matey. Saw it with a pirate. And a 75% of my family. The other 25% joined us later at a pirate resteraunt. Lily was shocked to find out she is a celebrity in my home. Shmee is too, she just hasnt found out yet. I had a great time. It was the highlight of my summer, so far.
I think something better is coming though. Harry Potter!!!!!!! This time, shmee is going to be there. No questions, shmee. You are going to be there. Thats a threat shmee. We miss you too much. I know where you live, you sauce pot.

Became blond. It was shocking for the first er.....6 days. Took two times (by times I mean bleaching kits, *cough*) to become light enough and a box of dye to be the right shade....already seeing this will be a lot of work. Finally realized I like it though, for the moment. After the yellow neutrilized. Sandy isnt bad. I think, all in all, though, brunette is my shade. brown is good. I'll be there again, but not for a while. Too much hardships currently to give it all up so fast.

Mom was drooling over the blonde. Maybe she should go that way, and leave me alone.

Miss everyone from Graphic Design. Ive started calling it GD! not just gd.....GD! sounds angry, or exciting. I like drama....its summer!

happy june, um tommarow? yes. tomarow. Have I mentioned its my favorite month?

salty sauce pot

Hey yall. First off, Im sorry everyone was sick earlier, but I hope by now everyone is getting better.

Next, Ive just gotten back from the beach today. It was a lovely trip, and I sincerely completly and am massively appreciative towards lily and her sauce-pot mom for having me along. I had a great time. Lots of pictures to load tomarrow....check em out on flickr!

Got a ear burn....nothing much else to mention, not when compared to the sun fair lily got. She and I shell searched mostly, because we delicate ladies couldnt swim in such cold elephants.

learned some new quotes. British born ones. Cant repeat them, they are that inappropriate.

laughed a lot. sniggered a lil. giggled excessively at the wrong times. Learned caffeine is not a myth.....lily still says it is.

saw some old pirate booty......nice

wind blown nose picking

missed shmee, old sauce pot *unfortunate giggling*

cant wait to call someone "farty-pants" *more sniggering*

Still havent seen what was nasty in the woodshed

Pirates on friday *sweet!*

sandy wenii.....salty philanges!

"there be no butter in hell."

my bed is calling me

old pirate booty!

Hi yall! this is my pre-beach blog. Ill miss you guys, but since blogging is sparce lately, Id prally miss yall anyways. Have a good week, though...........This computer for some reason doesnt let me press enter, thats why there are no paragraph breaks. Just try to follow me. sorry. Im trying to use the........Hope it helps........Shmee, keep drinking that orange juice. Im sure your scurvy....uh......"bug" will be gone in no time. Feel better, pal.........hoping for a tan......not a burn...................Cant wait to see some old pirate booty.....thats right, I said it......theres a museum showing some blackbeard stuff......itll be shawesome, seeing the pirates life of the past, me being close friends with a pirate of the present........yall take it easy

guilt free bumming!

good day, blog friends. So, first official day of summer holiday was lovely. I do miss my friends. Seems weird and unlikely that the semester is already over. Graduation is today. At first the plan was that shmee and I were going, and afterwards lily and were heading to the grove. Leave for the beach early next day. Poor shmee has a bug so she decided not to go. Lily and I both agreed we didnt need to eat out afterwards, and lily needed to get stuff done at home before I make my way over. So, Im skipping graduation and just going over to lilys this evening. That way I can eat dinner and see the family before we go. So.....expect lotsa pictures next week.

I smell shmee's fudge.....or, I did

HI its the last day of school, and I have one thing to say: My name is NOT ron rice. If your looking for him, hes not here.

If this summere, the people who are reading this, thats you: I have aim, I just cant remember my screen name. Give me yours...and I will add you.


Thats all, really.

Ill prally blog again er.....monday?

ksdcfun.....

Good day, fair blog readers. Not much to write upon. Ill say it again: our semester is almost over. Sweet!

Cheese is good.

Some delightful things are a'happenin' this summer.....All I can say is: Harry Potter!

Shmee keeps smurfs in her pocket....amoungst other things, and she wont share.

Shloni's paper is awesome.....really enjoying this issue.

drip

Today, I learned Shmee desires to touch wet and slimy things that are pointed at her. Sweet.

Lesley passed out pocket size things to everyone in the classroom. She gets around. They were very beneficial.......They had her phone number on it.

They were her business cards, complete with a Pegasus. Super nice. That girl's too impressive.

In fact, after seeing her portfolio, I almost offered her a job.....then realized I had no job to give her.

Interview today at 1p.m. Weeee....excited?

Impress this, pal!

I enjoy cheese. Thats the point of the Blog today. Made it through merlefest unscathed, and clean. Yay! Semester is coming to an end. Shwent by quick, guys.

Our peers will be grading us on our pictures....eeek! or yay! cant decide which.

Crusty sweet pea-ness

Saturday we tromped around the Vanderbuilt territory...touching as much as I could and getting as many free samples possible. We were super giggly on the way there and back. Some nice quotes resulted. My favorites:

"That'll put hair on a lady's chest,"
and "Crusty cheese comes from crusty cows,"

but, the very best came from shat, and I suggest saying this aloud while others are around:
"Here, take this crusty sweet pea-ness..."

giggles ensue, still.

While there, we all decided we needed segways, seeing how cool one looks while riding on one.

Shmee eats butter!

Wow! this semester is flying by, a little too fast for my liking. I was freaking out the other night, with the help of allergy medication, about needing to print out everything for portfolio, and the fact that I cant find a couple files that I really wanted to put into the portfolio.

But the medication wore off, I found some things yesterday that I had forgotten I had did that I really like, and now I am unsure why I freaked out in the first place.

Resume, interview and portfolio lecture today. Highly useful things. Its been a big help. Now I've started an inner dialog about how great I am. No, I haven't had one in there before...

Mountain dew is good.

Yesterday, Shmee informed me that she used to eat butter. Just butter. That's so sweet, little Shmee.