Its time for me to make a confession. Enough is enough. This morning a realization came upon me, like a slap in the face. I have a problem. It started in middle school. I was curious. Maybe my friend gave me some, or I got it independently. Cant remember which. But it seems a good part of my life has wrapped around it. Everyday twice a day I use it. When I havent had it, I think of it. Sometimes, driving down the road, I feel the need to pull over and pull it out of my purse. Do I have a problem? yes. But I had no idea it was so serious. I found out this morning I am one of millions. The millions of men and women adicted to lip balm. and let me tell you, Im not about to quit. So back off.
*cough*
Today I got a haircut! Im telling the few who read this, (Im not hopeful that many read this anymore) so monday youll actually know whats different about me. Instead of staring with a blank look on your face.
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4 comments:
Hehehehee! Lip Balm! I got it bad too!
I'll be sure to notice your locklessness.
Can I stare at you blankly anyway?
Yeah, I too am a slight addict.. but dont tell anyone!
Haircuts rock. I get them from time to time.
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