red toothpaste and black shoelaces

yesterday i forgot to mention that professor Bell used his evil brainwaves to convince another classmate of mine to unplug my mouse. They finally plugged it back in, but it still didnt work, causing me to reboot the computer with my stuff still open, unsaved. That could have been disasterous. It wasnt though, cuz i save so often anyways. Im in desktop publishing right now. Not learning anything. charlie is throwing gum across the room. Pretty daddy is behind me out the window smoking a cigerette, or Reefer, cant tell which.