I saw a sandwich

....where my cheese should be.

so its been a week since I last blogged. Im a bum, and I have a bum!

Today was the first really chilly day, morning and in the afternoon Ive experienced in months. Although, I get cold easily. I had to wear socks.

Eck.

did anyone go to pupkin festival? eh, me neither.

savin meself for the apple fest. yay! but, not looking forward to those crowds. gotta sharpen my wenis, I think.

fried apple pies!

bloomin apples!

cheese!

Im excited. its been a couple of years.

hold on....its almost october Already? NO!!!!!!!! man....

Drops of jupiter!

well, well, well. Saturday, I could have been saying yay pell grant! but I got some sort of letter instead. Thanks! it was from the "controller" whomever that might be. Do they just make up job descriptions and fake names and weird excuses for not mailing my pell grant? Whatever....Id rather go fetch it myself anyways.

bleck!

accidently tried to blend a spoon in a blender. that wasnt effective...at least I know the blades are sharp...or, they were.

Ahh....in accordance with shmees blog Id like to add to things that I learned from jo rowling's astronomy lesson. Just exactly where Uranus is! hahaha.......I personally was moved by that scene.

oh, and apparently there will be loads of fog tonight....

some reasons I dont smoke reefer:

That title is not a confession. I am under no influence. except that of my peers. (lately, those peers have been......er.......shmee and.....er........shmee?)

What? is it only friday?

I should be sleeping. I probably will have to get up early. Thats if I want to shower, that is. I may change my mind in the warm blanket.

But I wanted to paint the nails. Dark Dark purple. That means 4 coats to make the desired color, including two black ones.

oh, the smell of nail paint.

just spelled smell smail.....thats not right.

as of sunday.....trashiness will be outta season. Dang it! I dont follow the rules though.

I dont listen very well.

Short Attention span.

Hey....a sandwhich!

theres a hair down my shirt. Its not attached.

Going to Apple fest. its been a while!

going to ren fest! woot! If not, that cape will be completely useless. Id have to wear it to school. Shmee would have to pretend she didnt know me....that, or Id have to act like Im in a play...one that only I am in.

Sloop. now thats an awesome word.

people say awesome all the time. but they hardly ever use the word awe.
I guess with an accent it would sound like I was saying all.
dang that mountain slang!
haha....I rhymed.

yar! scurvy rogues!

Well, today I had a reason for using pirate slang. Its national "Talk like a pirate day!" woot! If i had known in advance, my day would be no different than any other day.

I have a problem with the graphic avenger. where were you when I needed you? hrmm? rubiks cube sound familiar?

Why did the avenger look like chad? Somethings fishy.

many may feel the avenger shouldve came to my aid many times. But, I NEVER used comic sans. ha!

hate to be judged when Im still learning. kinda like in painting. Dont look at my painting when its half done. all paintings look bad half way through.

*gag*

In high school, I stuck to black and white because every time I added color I ruined it. Garrr! Its going that way again.

but Im super super picky. That color has to be perfect.

*hey lily* you know, I couldve just talked like a saucy minx. So, to you, the reader: you crusty cankerblossom!

no, no, no! you great stupid pastry!

well....pastries dont have to be smart. but they do gotta be delicious. and fresh. and cream cheese should be involved.

as is true for most things.

gotta hair cut. dont recognize meself. but, hey! I have the same face, luckily!

ahhh, painting tommarrow! sweet! painted over the weekend a forest fire. twas great fun!

found an old note I had written in high school. In it, I called the girl I was writting to a cheese whore. She in turn called me a cake whore. er....cant say exactly why. I laughed though. those old notes are so funny! my friend was so much funnier than I remembered her being. She and I dont talk much.....we're both too lazy to call.

...and at that moment, I wished I was a small boy with circular glasses...

circular glasses and a wand!

dont blog much on a regular basis anymore. Thats because nothings going on!

*missing us a lily minx/sauce pot*

learned recently that a cheese eater is also known as a snitch in some areas of the country. I am shocked! Just to be clear, thats NOT what I was trying to say when I accused shmee of eating cheese. She actually like the food product known as cheese.

dont feel bad, I do too.

today, jalepeno poppers. *sigh*